Man loving, alcohol swigging, chain smoking, power dressing magazine icon. Patsy Stone we love you.
by Newsdesk | 26th July 2014
AbFab has long been a bit of a favourite at TheGayUK, in fact many of the editorial staff have shrines of Pats and Eds in their little cubbyholes. We thought we'd have a look at the life of Patsy. To really get under her skin and understand who she is... Not really we just loved looking at these gifs.
On Smoking
"Smoking is good for you..."
On Her Drinking
"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford Clinic."
On Sex
"My ring needs resealing, I know the gutters sagging a bit but how about a quick plunge up the waste pipe?"
On Work Ethics
"It's 7-- 7:30? In the...? Why, that means nothing to me!"
On Driving
"Keep driving, Eddy. You haven't hit anything yet."
On Fashion
"Are you mad? I've got nothing to wear on public transport?"
On Safi
"You may dress like a Christian, but the similarity ends there. I think you do it on purpose. How long does it take you to get the crease so crisp down the front of your jeans, you torturer?"
More on Safi
"Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL."
On People
"She's emaciated, like her brain!"
As A Fashion Editor
"The only label she wears is "Drip Dry".
On Brand
"One wiff of a cocoa bean and our customers would fly like vampires before garlic. Jeremy's must remain a sterile oasis, free from street eaters and coffee carriers. Aseptic and razor-sharp as our customers hipbones. These women shop for lunch! Labels are their only sustenance! Their skeleton legs in Manolos have worn trenches down the pavement of Sloan Street. Their arm sinews have just enpugh muscles left in their arm to lift up a credit card."
On Motherhood
"Nothing, and you shouldn't have to. I mean, look at you. You've been a fantastic mother. You've let them ruin your figure. Your stomach's stretched beyond recognition, you've got tits down to your knees, and what for, for God's sake? For a potholer who's worn nothing but a purple nylon tracksuit and a Gazza t-shirt for the past two years. Cut the cord, darling."
9 Sexy, Mostly Topless Ben Cohen Gifs
17 Moments That Made Lily Allen's New Song Beyond Amazing
NEWS: Saunders Confirms Ab Fab Movie?
More Stories
1 Song for Equality and Peace by Craymo
Gay Film Weekend Banned In 1,100 Catholic Owned Cinemas In Italy
Big Brother’s Aaron Frew Leaves Nothing To The Imagination With Completely Naked Shot