Okay, first off the bat. This song has a bass line that won't quit and if you need any reason to part with £.0.99 let that be your sole reason... and also that the song rules.
Now those of you who are fans of our Blew Our Tiny Minds series, will know that we like to delve deeply into the subtext of music videos. To truly explore what the artist was thinking and wants you to feel about their artistry and in Miss Fame's (star of RuPaul's Drag Race series 7) Rubber Doll, all we could think about was latex...
Miss Fame, be like... "I'm ready... go ahead and throw your balls at me, I'm protected with my clear, see through head gear."
Balls to the face...
Now what we like about this video is the Desperate Housewives vibe. Here she is taking, one assumes, her doggie for a walk... I say "one assumes" because it sounds very British, and secondly because we never see what's at the end of the lead... We've a sneaky feeling it's a man.
Whatever is at the end of the leash looks like a puller...
This mo fo better stop pulling my freakin arm off.
Styling out a tugger... That's how this biatch rolls.
Anyway after the walk/tug/street scene, she's had enough, so goes and stands in a completely white room, as you do.
Where is she and does it matter?
God is that you?
So after a while Miss Fame goes shopping. Dressed in Latex. Never a good idea in the springtime.
Two words and they cause an image...Gravy. Making.
Sorry for the image.
Hang on what's she doing with the cucumber? Bag it, tag it, wag it.
We often hang around the meat counter too. Just to see.
We love, love the way she's not even looking as she chooses. #NoSizeQweenHere
Has Heallth And Safety said you can lie on the fresh produce stand? At least what's she wearing is wipe clean. Always a boon.
After a hard afternoon at the supermarket she's back at home, in the kitchen. Glad to see she's taken the label off the soles of her shoes. We notice these things you know.
We can't work out what she's washing, but it looks like a lightbulb. Natch. We do this too. (We don't really just trying to make the dear feel better about the situation.) Wait, is something burning???....
Why has it gone all smokey in here and where did she get a second pair of hands from?
Quick get the Sara Lee out of the oven, before the entire buggery dinner is ruined.
End with arty pose. With man on leash... Good posture. Is that a plate of meat on the floor?
(all screengrabs (C) YouTube/ Miss Fame / Mythology Productions)
Anyways see what you make of it... and buy it!
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