So every so often we get sent a song that really captures us... Meet Dina Delicious, the world's number one Trans Bombshell and she's just dropped her tune Tick Tick Trick and it's sick.. In a Britney Spears meets Depeche Mode kinda way.
She's also dropped the video too, and as always, we're looking for the deeper meaning. We want to get to nudget of the story. So here it is...
*May not being the meaning.
* We may have made it all up after 6 cups, yes read it, 6 cups of Nespresso, that shiz is more addictive than Britney.
All starts off well - and Dina looks hot, in a Mariah meets Dolly sort of way... (but younger of course)...
Anyway, Dina, is driving (in the dark, with sun glasses on...) back home because she's got an important date. Or she's late for a re-run of Desperate Housewives, or I Love Lucy or something. We never really get to the bottom of it, because the video keeps flashing up pictures of this...
Which is all very erotic. Because it's two men and we, at TheGayUK, get off on that kinda thing. Yep. Naturally we find this distracting but wait, something catches our eyes...
Biatch be drinking Champagne...
Don't worry she's stop driving at this point. We think... (pinky at the ready).
She is really into this shiz...
Yep. This is us after 14 glasses of Babysham too... ...Ding Dong... (there's somebody at the door)...
The Avon Lady has improved...
I'm coming... Love the volume in you hair Bae... It literally takes her no time to whip him up into bed...
One word: Nipples. His. Enuff Said.
Anyhow Dina, takes no time getting to grips with the situation and ties him to the bed. I mean you don't want the f**ker to run away do you... (we constantly have this issue...)
Nicely done... (Nice lampshade to, someone's got taste)
In scenes like these we usually expect there to be lube on the nightstand...
Wait she's got a box... What's in the box?
Rumage, rumage... Come on dear... What's in the box
An alarm clock and some crab sticks? Wait... hold on, that's TNT... She's gone cray...
Yep, there she goes... cray cray alright.
**NAILS** Oh no wait - the plot... Look there it is... She's only gone and blown the bloody balls off...
(all stills - (c) 2015 Dina Delicios)
Anyway, you can see the entire video here and make of it what you will and if you want to buy it it's available on iTunes.
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