Bear Hunt XIII

Ahoy Maties!

On Behalf of th’ Bear Hunt Committee ‘n th’ BOD of th’ Carolina Bear Lodge, I be needin’ to welcome ye as we raise th’ flags ‘n unfurl th’ banners of our quest fer a ruckas, frivolity, ‘n th’ service of our fellow bears. Join other brother bears from lands near ‘n far as we strive to make ’tis gatherin’ one of th’ best fer th’ year of our Lord 2013.

Please review our schedule of events, th’ accommodations of our host inn: th’ Ocean Park Resort located in Myrtle Beach only minutes from th’ airport. Also, ‘tis resort be Pet Friendly!! Consider th’ multiple varieties of experience fer all bears, cubs, chubs ‘n their admirers ‘n like-minded men. Our last gatherin’ brought together one of th’ most diverse groups of men of all ages, types, ‘n interests we think have ever attended a Bear Hunt Event.

‘Tis year ye hosts, th’ Pirate Lords of th’ Bearibbean , have taken an oath to provide th’ most sumptuous foods, spirits, ‘n entertainments possible at ’tis immense gatherin’. So, as we gather under th’ bear colors, we send out a challenge to all them that can answer th’ call from th’ Bearibbeans near ‘n far….please raise ye cup as we unite ‘n take a vow to battle prejudice, bigotry, bullyin’, ‘n boredom in support of th’ band of pirates of th’ Bearibbean Charities…”Th’ Search fer lovely Bear booty.”

Thank ye, Bid ye welcome, let ’tis search fer lovely Bear booty BEGIN!
Cap’n Bruno Pinkbeard (David Bates)
Chair of Bear Hunt 2013