BOOK REVIEW: How Are You Going To Get Out Of That One, Alan Ambrose, by David Moreton

<p>Ever seen a book review in 10 words or less? No? See Below?</p> <p><a href="http://www.thegayuk.com/ChrisJones">by Chris Jones </a>| 2nd Feb 2014</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4605246399.jpg" width="460" height="460" alt="ebook cover" title="ebook cover"/></p> <p></p><p>Like Carry On? Like farce? Love this!</p><p></p><p>There! Never let it be said I didn't rise to a challenge. But, to flesh it out a little (oooh, errr, Missus), this rib achingly funny book from David Moreton is like a gay romp through all those bawdy British comedies I grew up on. Saucy comments via Carry On - check. Rude jokes via On The Buses - check. Double entendres via Nearest & Dearest - check.</p><p></p><p>Right up my street if you’ll forgive me! This book is a gem of a read, taking the reader on a journey as we follow our hero, Alan, through his growing pains, coming out, staying in, cottaging, trading favours for gifts, you name it - it reads like the kind of book Rupert Everett would like to write, but doesn't.</p><p></p><p>David has a talent for writing farce, creating situations that at once make you laugh out loud (not great on a Manchester bus at night) and also inwardly cringe (hoping to god it never happens to you). He describes sex in all its seedy reality, warts an all - as it were. These scenes are all too graphic and farcical, but feel as if they are based on real situations…..cottaging, not as its shown in glossy porn clips, but in all its piss stenched reality, gritty and dirty…..but always with a glint in the eye and a smirk on the chops!</p><p></p><p>We read of Alan’s adventures as he moves from man to man, sometimes voluntarily, sometimes shoved/pushed/dumped, from continent to continent, villa to bedsit, Hollywood to Hove. And I feel better for it! We read as he gets involved in scrapes, schemes and porn…..</p><p></p><p>At over 3,000 pages, this isn't a light read - and I thank god its on e-reader, cant imagine the weight of it as a physical book but would imagine it’d give you a pretty good workout carrying it around!! </p><p></p><p>You end up feeling like Alan is someone you want to know, want in your life, want to go get a drink with, never want to meet at a urinal, and always check your wallet is still there before he leaves…..fun, frank and farcical…..</p><p></p><p>If you are looking for that book to read whilst warming your toes during the long winter nights….do yourself a favour. Ignore those sour-puss, just-sucked-a-lemon, up-yer-bum serious novels that always populate the “high brow” review pages and get this one. It’ll tickle your funny bone, it’ll make you smile, it’ll make you think, it’s the most fun you can have with your clothes on for under a fiver!</p><p></p><p>Get your copy <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/How-Going-That-Alan-Ambrose-ebook/dp/B0047T7OYU/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1389447714&sr=8-4&keywords=David+Moreton">here</a></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p>