Creep of the Week: Michael Heath

Corporate America, man. Who knew they had the power to do seemingly impossible things like getting the Washington football team that uses a racial slur as a goddamn mascot to change its name? I mean, the team has had a LOT of pressure over the years, especially from native Americans and everyone who thinks racism is bad, but it turns out that the pressure just wasn’t rich enough.
I’m kidding. Of course we knew that corporate America has the biggest and loudest voice in this country and they amplify that voice through a megaphone made of their pockets. And inside of those pockets is money, although no one’s real pockets could ever hold so much...  Never mind, you get the picture.
It took FedEx threatening a major financial blow against the team to get team owner Daniel Snyder to finally agree that, OK, maybe a racist...