HALLOWEEN: 8 Of The Gayest Halloween Costumes We Could Find

<p>We love a good costume. Something a little bit Dolly Parton suits us best. We scoured the net, yes we did, for 8 of the gayest* Halloween costumes we could find.</p> <p>by Newsdesk | 30th October 2013</p><p></p><p>Not everyone can look as perfect as <a href="http://www.thegayuk.com/magazine/4574334751/Could-Neil-Patrick-Harris-And-Family-Be-Anymore-Perfect/6847914">Neil Patrick Harris and family</a> for Halloween but there are certainly some people who try - bless 'em.</p><p></p><p>So in an attempt to give you all some ideas if you're heading out for a Halloween Party tomorrow - here you go:</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059686.jpg" width="460" height="460" alt="" title=""/></p> <p>If you're looking for something a little understated, but still want to get the point across that you're a big gayer, then this little singlet could be for you, I'm told it comes in a number of colours. Whoop de flip.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059689.jpg" width="460" height="690" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>YooooooWhooooo! Hello Jail Boy. A take on this year's chic incarcerated styles of Orange Is The New Black, you can totally rock this costume, just don't drop the soap... No wait, totally drop the soap...</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059691.jpg" width="460" height="260" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>This year Bert and Ernie sort of came out for marriage equality. So why not show your support for gay marriage by dressing up as some muppets. Nothing and I mean nothing is sexier than two grown men dressing up as muppets. (never done it before... lies...)</p><p></p><p> </p> <p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059687.jpg" width="460" height="579" alt="" title=""/></p> <p>Hummm... Pizza boy's here. And Naked. Does your Dominoes boy look like this? We thought not. </p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059688.jpg" width="460" height="689" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>Feeling brave? Okay, this isn't exactly a costume. But we give it 100% gayness, because we're absolutely sure there isn't a straight man in the world who'd wear this. Or maybe he would... We're pretty sure that only gays and gals will truly appreciate the sheer brilliance of this costume.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059684.jpg" width="460" height="354" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>This one doesn't need explaining.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059685.jpg" width="460" height="460" alt="" title=""/></p> <p></p><p>This one might make you gag. </p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4601059692.jpg" width="460" height="496" alt="" title=""/></p> <p>This one is so gay. It's a priest. Nuff said.</p><p></p><p></p><p>•by gayest we mean tacky, campy, glizty, showy, blowjob worthy.</p><p></p><p>If you're still looking for a costume head over to <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1634&creative=19450&linkCode=ur2&pageMinusResults=1&suo=1383137002459&tag=th052-21&url=search-alias%3Daps#/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_9?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=halloween%20costumes&sprefix=halloween%2Caps%2C139&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Ahalloween%20costumes&sepatfbtf=true&tc=1383137004460">AMAZON to have a look</a> </p>