PHOTOS: 8 ‘What’s The Point’ Underwear (NSFW)

When it comes to underwear, sometimes you need support, sometimes you need to be free, sometimes you want to feel sexy, sometimes (in the case of these horny little buggers) you wonder whats the point!

by Newsdesk | 8th January 2014

Dominik See-through Mesh Hipster Boxer Trunks

So we're starting with these beauts, most of your pelvic area is covered but it does have a lovely meshy vibe going on, giving your partner just enough of a peak of your colon cowboy to get hot under the collar for.

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JQK Mens Sexy Bikini G-string Thong Jock Brief Underwear 3304 Blue

But we quickly jump to these incredibly useful and practical pair of undies. What happens if you dress to the right? We're not sure what purpose these could serve in the case of a emergency 21st Digit engorgement.

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Yafex Sexy Men's See-through Underwear Thong G-string 3 Size S~L

If you're going for an almost free as a bird vibe, then this is the one for you. Also good if you're going to get a spray tan. Doesn't leave much room for your Daddy Long Stroke though,

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Mens Sexy Mankini / Pants / Thong

What do you get for the man who has everything? A mango mankini thats what! Obvs.

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Sexy Men's Opening C-string Thong Visible Underwear Pouch Panty w/ Ring

The. Mind. Boggles.

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Men's PU Leather Pouch G-string underwear with metal studs, makes up the bedroom fun! Size L to XXL

For the more grrrrr of you... Or something. Guarded, behind bars, but with the tiniest pouch. Surely your executive staff member isn't all going to fit in there?

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Mens Gay Rings Black Pouch Thong Underwear Fetish One Size Fits All

One suspension coil - check,

Miss Piggy's velvet glove - check -

Washing line run off - Check

ta da!

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Doreanse 1376 Bulge Thong

Dreamy. Blue like the sea - reminds me of Free Willy.

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This is not a serious attempt at journalism. I literally just dashed it off. Rubbed it out if you will, used good pen manship ... etc etc <giggle>