TOP 5: Chat-Up Lines You Should NEVER Use

<p>Some chat-up lines work and others really don’t. Here’s 5 chat-up lines you should NEVER Use!</p><p>By Antony Simpson | 18th February 2014</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4606070657.jpg" width="460" height="344" alt="By JeepersMedia" title="By JeepersMedia"/></p> <p></p><p>1. You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more? </p><p>It’s crude and it’s not even clever.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4606071247.jpg" width="460" height="307" alt="By Matthew C" title="By Matthew C"/></p> <p></p><p>2. I’m calling the police because you stole my heart.</p><p>Really cheesy, to the point of being cringeworthy.</p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4606070654.jpg" width="460" height="345" alt="By iansand" title="By iansand"/></p> <p></p><p>3. Are your pants a bit tight or are you just happy to see me?</p><p>Confidence is good, but cockiness (no pun intended) is not. The not-so-subtle subtext implies you’re just after one thing, which you probably wont get using this line. </p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4606070662.jpg" width="460" height="613" alt="By thefuturistics" title="By thefuturistics"/></p> <p></p><p>4. You know what would look good on you? Me.</p><p>Nobody wants to go out with somebody who has a bigger ego than themselves. This line screams that they are egotistical. </p><p></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.thegayuk.com/communities/8/004/009/928/388/images/4606071656.jpg" width="460" height="345" alt="By Anna Glypta" title="By Anna Glypta"/></p> <p></p><p>5. Do you come here often?</p><p>This line is too ambiguous. Depending upon where you meet, this could have all sorts of subtext. I once had a guy say this to me in the waiting room of a sexual health clinic. I walked on by and thankfully never saw him again. </p><p></p><p></p><p>My advice would be to avoid the one-liners all together. Start the conversation with a simple ‘hi’ or ‘hey’ and stick to genuine complements. </p><p></p><p>What’s the worst chat-up line anybody has ever said to you? Leave a comment below or on our <a href="http://www.facebook.com/thegayuk">Facebook page</a> to let us know.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p>