What The Bible Forbids In Additions To Homosexuality

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(GayWebSource.com)  As I read all the hate against gays over Chick-Fil-A  from the religious groups, I decided I wanted to learn more why its a sin.  I believe in God, but I don’t believe he gave us the Bible.  I think it was created by man or more so by the Church.  I think if it was given to us by God it would not have so many areas for interpretation.   If  God created the Bible I think there would be a single book and not one for each religion.  The Bible would be perfectly written and no statement could be interpreted in more then one way.  God is perfect and I would expect something he wrote to be the same way.

Now don’t get me wrong I never said I didn’t think the Bible was a good thing.  It is a path of good for many to follow.  I just don’t think it was written by God.  But, I thought I would like to learn what it says about me being gay..

When claiming that the Bible forbids homosexuality, most people point to Leviticus 18:22 which reads, “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is an abomination.”

When they say lie with her.. it’s really is not clear what they mean by lie.  My guess would be giving her the seed.  But it does not say that.  It could also mean lie beside her.  Hang out with her.  Who knows I am guessing if 3 different people read this you might get 3 different answers.

I wanted to learn more about the Bible and I found a few other things that the Bible forbids.  Most of these are a little more clear in their meaning.

I Am Guessing Your Not Eating Ham at Christmas or For Dinner Are You?  Leviticus 11:7-8 reads:  And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.  Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

I Hope You Don’t Have Any Tattoos? Leviticus 19:28 reads: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Did You Get Your Hair Cut This Month? I hope you kept everything straight.  Leviticus 19:27 reads: Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Have You Ever Hurt Your Rocks or Got Kicked In The Stones (Your Privates) or God Forbid Had Them Cut Off?  Deuteronomy 23:1 states: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Do You Check Out Your Daily Horoscope or Have You Ever Talked To A Psychic? Leviticus 19:31 reads: Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Do You Like To Talk Smack?  Like Gossiping? Leviticus 19:16 states: Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

Do Your Children Curse You? Oh I hope not!  That is right up there with being gay. Exodus 21:17 states: “And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.” (<=Does that really say death? My Question is when are you going to have a rally about all those noisy children at Walmart not listening to mom?)

Where You Remarried After Getting Divorced?  Mark 10:11-12 states: Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

Do You Work On Sundays?  Exodus 31:14-15 reads:  “Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.  Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.

Does Your Woman Talk A Lot?  Hope Your Not Heading To Church. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 states: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.   And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

I Hope You Don’t Eat Eating Shrimp, Lobster, or other Seafoods? Leviticus 10-11 states: And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

I hope Your daughter is a virgin and has not had sex yet! Because Deuteronomy 22:20-21 states: But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

When you start teaching everything that your Bible preaches, we can talk more about God hating me because I gay.  I can not imagine God hating someone for loving someone.  If you are going to tell me my life is wrong and does not follow your book, then I hope you’re also following the same book.  Remember, everything listed above is in your book.

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