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We love a good costume. Something a little bit Dolly Parton suits us best. We scoured the net, yes we did, for 8 of the gayest* Halloween costumes we could find.
by Newsdesk | 30th October 2013
Not everyone can look as perfect as Neil Patrick Harris and family for Halloween but there are certainly some people who try – bless ’em.
So in an attempt to give you all some ideas if you’re heading out for a Halloween Party tomorrow – here you go:
If you’re looking for something a little understated, but still want to get the point across that you’re a big gayer, then this little singlet could be for you, I’m told it comes in a number of colours. Whoop de flip.
YooooooWhooooo! Hello Jail Boy. A take on this year’s chic incarcerated styles of Orange Is The New Black, you can totally rock this costume, just don’t drop the soap… No wait, totally drop the soap…
This year Bert and Ernie sort of came out for marriage equality. So why not show your support for gay marriage by dressing up as some muppets. Nothing and I mean nothing is sexier than two grown men dressing up as muppets. (never done it before… lies…)
Hummm… Pizza boy’s here. And Naked. Does your Dominoes boy look like this? We thought not.
Feeling brave? Okay, this isn’t exactly a costume. But we give it 100% gayness, because we’re absolutely sure there isn’t a straight man in the world who’d wear this. Or maybe he would… We’re pretty sure that only gays and gals will truly appreciate the sheer brilliance of this costume.
This one doesn’t need explaining.
This one might make you gag.
This one is so gay. It’s a priest. Nuff said.
•by gayest we mean tacky, campy, glizty, showy, blowjob worthy.
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