It seems as though the producers of Benidorm decided that a very homoerotic tryst between Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso was the way forward for the popular ITV series and to be honest we totally agree.

by Newsdesk | 10th January 2014

Well hello Philip Olivier and Jake Canuso....

••• below might not be the actual storyline, but what happened in our warped minds***

It all starts with a little 'get out of my face' and a little..

Checking out of the talent...

Which turns into 'lets get you out of the ninties tight white vest'... natch!

and then theres a bit of grabby grabby...

and flinging on the desk... whilst...

Joyce watches on...

A little sofa time...

Which goes down well... Obvs.

Just a gratuitous topless shot...

and then this...

Then later behind the bar - they're at it again...

Kenneth gets his groove on with it all..

And Lesley joins in...

This has made our year.

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